Hello, people of Earth. Next month’s theme on Rookie is PARADISE. If you have a piece of writing, drawing, photographing, or collaging that deals with Shangri-La, utopias, ideals, cults, fantasy, fairy tales, dreams, make-believe, avoiding/postponing reality, romance, and/or the dark underbelly of any of that stuff, please send it/them to: submissions@rookiemag.com.
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LOL at the “We’re from different socioeconomic groups and we’re dancing”
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This is perfect advice. Just today I was thinking about turning my life into a movie. I was literally narrating my life as I walked from class to class like they do in the beginnings of movies! …..I’m so weird. ha ha
Log in to replyDefinitely the last one :D
Log in to replyQuirky Indie Dramedy is totally me. Just like, everything about it. (y)
{OMIGOD, is that the actor in Submarine? Alex Turner did the soundtrack for it -fangasm-. …./cough ksorry.}
Log in to reply’80′s brat pack is my favorite one… it fits this website too!
Log in to replyi am going to go start speaking with a british accent now. it will be a part of my quirky indie kid dramady life.
Log in to replyShakespeare all the way…
Log in to replyOMG! The “Quirky Indie Dramedy” stuff is ACTUALLY MY LIFE!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I love this.
Log in to replyapparently I should be in a “supernatural romance” movie. damn it!! I’d rather be modernized Shakespeare, it reminds me of my high school.
Log in to replyI love the ’80s movies! Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Breakfast Club, Say Anything! They make me wish I lived in the ’80s.
Log in to replyI’d totally be 80s Brat Pack. Breakfast Club is enormously an important movie in my life<3 haha also I do love myself a Quirky Indie ;D
Log in to replyI need to work “coitus-Dalai Lama” into my daily lingo. Effing brilliant.
Log in to replyGenius! I literally dropped what I was desperately needing to do in order to read this post, and I didnt stop reading until the end – very enjoyable!
Log in to replyi love this.
Log in to replyquirky indie dramedy
Log in to replyone of the best posts yet!
congrats!
the last one totally misses an opportunity on Footloose, haha.
otherwise this is great :)
Log in to replyi’m loving the site, keep up the good work!
Pretty sure I’d be living in an indie coming of age movie.
Log in to replyThat probably makes me sound pretentious, but I’m just so quirky that I don’t give a damn. Now please excuse me while I wear a peacoat while listening to The Smiths.
NECESSARY ADVICE thx.
Log in to replyI lead a Harold & Maude appreciation life.
Log in to replythis is pretty much win.
Log in to replyhahahahahahahahahahahahaha, love this although i always grew up thinking my life would be just like cher from clueless(without the half brother shit thats your weeeird)
….also i can’t believe I’m reading your blog while I’m in my trademark Law seminar(on a saturday, because us master students never get any sleep or an actual life)
Log in to replyWe need more of this!
Log in to replythis is so brilliant, I love the film Submarine, too!
Log in to replyCould anyone tell me from which movie is the boy picture in “dramedy”, category persona? Please, thanks :)
Log in to replyOMG
Log in to replythis is perfect
I love Save The Last Dance.
Log in to replyje l’adore.
Log in to replyCAMUS ?! Are you kidding me right now ?
Log in to replyhahaha, i LOVE this, especially the Submarine one…so great
Log in to replywhoops… got really excited and pressed enter too soon
Log in to replyYou’re actually a psychic <3
I lost it at Shakespeare for sure!
Log in to replyThis is just brilliant, what else could I say? I think my coming of age movie would’ve been a mixture of Indie and Shakespeare, as weird as it sounds in my head right now…
But the last one’s definitely the best.
Log in to reply“We’re from different socioeconomic groups and we’re dancing”, my face hurts from smiling :(
@Pashupati – He’s from Submarine, which is directed by Richard Ayoade from the IT Crowd and so is therefore automatically brilliant.
Log in to replyquirky indie dramadey is on the nose for boys i think are attractive
Log in to replyVery funny!
Log in to replyBut the graphics couldn’t possibly be any more hideous. If only they were as pretty as the rest of Rookiemag! Handwritten, collagey loveliness.
This is BRILL. Love it! xx
Log in to replyThis is hilarious truth.
Log in to replyThe last one is genuis!
Log in to replyget dat flava gurrrrrrrl
Just found this online mag! LOVE IT!
Log in to replyOooo, I’ll go with the Quirky Indie Dramedy!
Funny entry! :)
Just found this online mag! LOVE IT!
Log in to replyOoooo, I’ll go with the Quirky Indie Dramedy! haha
i actually sound totally like the quirky indie comedey. darkly beautiful outcast and british invasion. thts me baby!!!!
Log in to replyI wish I was endearingly pompous. I’m just pompous.
Log in to replyMoliere really pumps my nads! lmao yes brat pack ftw.
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