Tiger Beat: Creepy, Half-Melted Edition
Tiger Beat is a magazine that features IMPORTANT breaking news regarding celebrities like Taylor Swift, Selena, Cody, and Justin Bieber. I’m still not sure who Cody is, but I do know that Taylor Swift bites her nails. I’m both fascinated and disgusted by this information.
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That’s hilarious! I can’t believe I used to actually buy imported American teen magazines when I was 13 (hey, they are really expensive in Germany!).
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Log in to replyI used to buy Mädchen, though Germany is just a few kilometers away.
Log in to replyForeign teen magazines = language learning tools.
Meine Bravo-Phase war vor meiner Englisch-egal-worums-geht-Phase, also wurde ich davon verschont…
Nett zu wissen, dass es auch noch andere germans gibt, die sich für Rookie interessieren.
Liebe Grüße aus Bremen.
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“Justin personally said hello to everyone”
well hello right back atcha Mr Timberlake, you beast of a man who’s loves his mumma.
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Log in to replyThink it’s Justin Bieber…. Just not the same:(
Log in to replyOh my God. This is the best.
Log in to replyohmygoodness. I can find ALL of the magazines in which these are from. Yes, I’m still a feminist and yes, it makes me ashamed, but yes, I own about 3 years of back issues from Tiger Beat. Un-ironically.
Log in to replyTAYLOR SWIFT BITES HER NAILS TOO? HOLY SHIT
Log in to replymind blown.
Log in to replyBahahaha… love this!
Log in to replyWhat is hilarious yet more awesome than can accurately be described OH YAH THIS
Log in to replyAt first I thought Cody Simpson was biting the dolphin…
Log in to replyOh my gosh, I thought that too! SO funny looking. Love these drawings.
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Log in to replyHahaha I thought the exact same thing
Log in to replycan someone please tell me who cody simpson is??
Log in to replyJustin Beiber by way of Australia:
Log in to replyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAHDtzeC_AU
lol i was under the impression that cole/dylan sprouse had become super popular again. you know, because there was a cody character on Suite Life…
Log in to replyHaha, i thought it said “justin reveals his boyfriend’ or something. i love this!
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Log in to replyThese are the best! LOVE.
Log in to replyhahahahahha this is amazing!! one of the most creative things yall have posted EVER! love it.
Log in to replyThat is halarious, you guys are amazing! I can’t belive I used to read and buy stuff like that.
Log in to replyHahah this is too funny! I always look at the cover of these tweeny magazines whenever I pass by a stand, I’m amazed/horrified with what they say!
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Log in to replyOMG TAYLORS SHOES R CRACKED AND DIRTIED?!?!?!
Log in to replythis makes me realise how much rookie>every other magazine
Log in to replyThese magazines do disgust and fascinate me. I bought one just for kicks and nostalgia last month and had no idea who ANYONE in it was. What happened to the Jo Bros?! I still really love the horrible headlines, deep interviews, and oh-so-important love advice that are these magazines!
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Log in to replyI’ve been asking that question about the Jonas Brothers too. They used to be everywhere but now, it’s like they never existed.
Log in to replyDid I use to pay good money for magazines like this? Sadly yes.
Log in to replyfunny stuff.
That was so funny you should make more of it.
Log in to replyRihanna = Kermit ?????
Log in to replycheck out “Jeune et Jolie”…bought first issue in foreign-language magazine shop/cafe and just hearing the creepy “Jeune et Jolie” comment from the old French guy clerk gave me the willies…
Log in to replyI’m really relieved to know that I wasn’t the only one who wasted a toooon of cash on this shit. They will make lovely collaging material :D
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