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  • The Teachers' Lounge: What Is the Deal With That Place Anyway?

    The Teachers’ Lounge: What Is the Deal With That Place Anyway?

    A special investigation.

    — 03/20/2013 Pixie
  • Fear of Missing Cool

    Fear of Missing Cool

    Aunt Debbie and Uncle Mitch share their thoughts and emojis.

    — 02/14/2013 Pixie
  • Fifty Shades of Cool

    Fifty Shades of Cool

    Debbie and Mitch are getting rowdy.

    — 11/21/2012 Pixie
  • #coolaunt #cooluncle

    #coolaunt #cooluncle

    Debbie and Mitch just discovered Twitter. (Uh-oh.)

    — 08/06/2012 Pixie
  • Be Safe or Be Sorry!

    Be Safe or Be Sorry!

    A staff guide to summer safety at Camp Maple Mountain.

    — 06/15/2012 Pixie
  • Puberty Is What's Up

    Puberty Is What’s Up

    An investigative report.

    — 04/26/2012 Pixie
  • What's Cool With You?

    What’s Cool With You?

    Another round of emails from our favorite Cool Aunt and Cool Uncle.

    — 04/09/2012 Pixie
  • Texting Your Crush

    Texting Your Crush

    A handy how-to guide.

    — 02/16/2012 Jamie
  • Aunt Debbie and Uncle Mitch Go H.A.M.

    Aunt Debbie and Uncle Mitch Go H.A.M.

    Correspondence from a Cool Aunt and Uncle.

    — 01/19/2012 Pixie
  • McChill's Christmas Wishlist

    McChill’s Christmas Wishlist

    Our favorite bro is back.

    — 11/18/2011 Tavi
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