December 2011 Issue 4
Table of Contents
December 7, 2011 Hear ye, hear ye! Please welcome new diarist RUBY! Also: Katherine farts. Minna , Dylan , Naomi , Katherine , Ruby B. December 14, 2011 FINAAAAAAALS!!! Plus: the greatness of Heathers and cookies. Minna , Dylan , Naomi , Katherine , Ruby B. December 21, 2011 Ruby makes a discovery, Dylan kicks some ass, Katherine goes for a walk!, Naomi LOVES CHRISTMAS, and Minna has what looks like a spectacular week. Minna , Dylan , Naomi , Katherine , Ruby B. December 28, 2011 All manner of year-end anxieties, and anxiety-enders. Plus: Ruby dyes her hair! Minna , Dylan , Naomi , Katherine , Ruby B. Holiday Candy Roundup What to eat and what to regift from your stocking (or the ordained candy receptacle of your personal faith) this year. Marie , Anna F. , Amy Rose , Tavi , Ira Glass Jamie's Gift Bag: Dollar Store Edition Throughout this month, we'll be featuring weekly gift ideas by Jamie. This week: cheap thrills. Jamie How to Be a Happy Homebody Make your own fun. Hazel Literally the Best Thing Ever: Forts You need this handy guide now more than ever. Amber Hazel Loves Christmas Bad puns we thought of as alternate titles: "Oy to the World" and "Do You Schmear What I Schmear?" Hazel Jamie’s Gift Bag: DIY Ideas No Matter How Broke You Are LUXURIATE in this LUXURY! Jamie Heart-Shaped Box A care-package checklist for gifting faraway friends. Tavi Where to Find Cool Stuff for Your Walls If these walls could talk, they'd be like, "Wow, I am covered in art!" Hazel Christmas Is Creepy Disagree? Read on. Krista Some Place Like Home How to make your dorm room feel a little cozier and a little less gross. Jamie Winter Sweaters: A Taxonomy Know your knitwear. Cynthia , Tavi , Anna F.
Surviving a Small Town It's not as bad as you think, we swear! Sady Blue Christmas For those for whom this isn’t the Most Wonderful Time of the Year. Rachael The Ladies’ Room Wherein I go to the TEDxWomen conference, MEET GLORIA STEINEM, and figure some stuff out. Tavi You Are Here A map of memories. Amy Rose Pop Culture Comfort Food This stuff isn’t cool, or smart, or good...but it’s the stuff that pulls you through. Sady About a Boy This is the first column in a new monthly series written by a couple of our STAFF BOYS (yes we do have a few of those), about boy stuff. Spencer One on One Dylan and Laia are both only children, and they have FEELINGS about this. Here, they chat about those feelings. Dylan , Laia Getting Over the Suburban Teenage Wasteland Blues You’re surrounded by gold. GOLD WE SAY. Hazel , Tavi Family Ties Here’s to the queers who raised me right. Krista Five Things That Fill Me With Childlike Wonder Despite My Usually Feeling Like a Crotchety Old Hag Basically. Tavi Memory Lane It's not creepy to go through your friend's mom's life memories, right? And then share them with the world on your TEEN INTEREST site? Tavi
Friday Playlist: Christmas at Home Stuff to listen to while you decorate the tree or whatever weird thing it is that you do. Hazel Theme Song: December 2011 “Homesick” Skinny Girl Diet Friday Playlist: Hanging Out With Margot Tenenbaum Songs for our favorite chain-smoker, bath-taker, and secret-keeper. Hazel In the Basement Home recording for the solo arteest. Jessica Rescue Remedy: An Interview With First Aid Kit They write the songs that make me (and Patti Smith) cry. Tavi Not Just Christmas Music (But mostly Christmas music.) Jessica , Marie , Tavi , Dylan , Amy Rose , Sonja , Anaheed , Shelby Fero , Naomi , Leeann , Hazel Friday Playlist: Basement Tapes Home recordings. Jessica Literally the Best Thing Ever: Joni Mitchell I really mean it this time! Tavi Friday Playlist: Homeward Bound Compiled by our staff. Staff Friday Playlist: This Will Be Our Year A mixtape for the REAL New Year's Eve. Elizabeth
Go Ask Arfin Lesley answers questions about weirdness, sexual awkwardness, and flirting. Lesley Ask a Grown Man: Hannibal Buress Advice on ALL THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF BOYS, and how to deal with them. Hannibal Buress Damn Girl Ya Look Good This month: hair-bleaching tips, dry lips, and ideas for androgynous boys. Marie , Arabelle , Hannah , Laia , Jonathan Young Just Wondering Because you are DYING for our OPINIONS about your LIFE. Sady , Arabelle , Jenny , Stephanie , Rachael , Tavi