May 2012 Issue 9
Table of Contents
May 2, 2012 Being a person is hard. Minna , Dylan , Naomi , Katherine , Ruby B. May 9, 2012 Big hugs, Rubes. Ruby B. May 16, 2012 Like LiveJournal, but more readable. Minna , Dylan , Naomi , Katherine , Ruby B. May 23, 2012 Some things end, other things begin. Minna , Dylan , Naomi , Katherine , Ruby B. May 30, 2012 School's out forever. Minna , Dylan , Naomi , Katherine , Ruby B. How to Power-Pack Read this, then go on a trip so you can practice. Krista Hairstyles of the Musicians of the 1980s: A Taxonomy Unlocking the mysteries of the weirdest hairdos in the musical pantheon. Eleanor , Marie How to Make a Homemade Bath Bomb Like 54 dollars' worth of product for less than 10 bucks. Awesome??? Awesome. Arabelle Morrissey: The Man, the Myth, the Legend…the Boyfriend Some things to keep in mind before you embark on your imaginary romance with Moz. Kristina Fleischer Everyday People Reviews of actual humans we have encountered. Laia , Tavi , Pixie , Kelly , Naomi , Amy Rose , Anaheed , Shelby Fero , Anna F. , Dylan
Your First Roommate Don't be scared. Just refer to this handy guide. Amy Rose The Parent Trap When your mom and dad love you so much that they won’t even let you go outside. Jenny Hello, My Treacherous Friends Breaking free from frenemies. Stephanie Letting Go Quitting smoking. Sady Fake It Till You Make It How to make friends, speak in public, navigate awkward run-ins, and get stuff for free using this one trick my mom taught me. Krista One Way or Another Conquering obsession. Krista It Happens All the Time A private conversation about street harassment, made public. Jamia , Jamie , Anaheed , Amy Rose , Naomi , Emma Dajska , Leanna , Hannah , Tavi , Jenny , Eleanor , Hazel , Stephanie At Your Service The power of helping others. Rachael An Earnest Attempt to Humanize Bullies, Part 5 Confessions of a former mean girl. Liz Armstrong What Would Brad Do? In the thrall of the popular kid. Amos Barshad By Far the Best Article Ever Posted on Rookie I’m trying to allow myself to accept that it’s awesome to be competitive sometimes, but not about everything, all the time, what is sleep I’m too busy trying to beat my own high score on Angry Birds yet again aaaaaaaaah WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Amy Rose Literally the Best Thing Ever: Fictional Rich People of the 1980s Is there anything funnier? There is not. Pixie Literally the Best Thing Ever: The Black Power Mixtape 1967-1975 When you're feeling powerless, just ask yourself, "What would Angela Davis do?" Jamia 10 Things I Love About Molly No one holds a candle to the quintessential teen actress. Kirsten Smith Get Into the Groove Movies and shows from the POWER DECADE (the 1980s), and stuff about power from any decade. Laia , Hazel , Jenny , Amber , Krista , Pixie , Tavi , Cynthia , Tara , Jessica , Sonja All Together Now The awesomeness that is powering through a television series. Emma Straub
These Are Powers Music (from the ’80s and beyond) to fuel you through a battle, a challenge, a triumph, your whole damn year. Jessica , Joe , Amy Rose , Stephanie , Hazel , Laia , Marie , Anna F. , Sonja Friday Playlist: Watch Me Jumpstart For when it's time to GET THINGS DONE. Leeann Friday Playlist: Bang Your Head Stephanie Literally the Best Thing Ever: Madonna She taught me almost everything I thought I needed to know about being a girl. Laura Barcella Friday Playlist: Hanging Out With Allison Reynolds Pass the Cap'n Crunch. Hazel Friday Playlist: New Romancers You can almost hear the eyeliner. Amy Rose Theme Song: May 2012 “I Don’t Care” Dum Dum Girls
Karen Elson Is Your Friend And it's a good thing, too, 'cause she's really good at giving advice. Karen Elson Ask a Grown Man: Jon Hamm “Everybody farts.” Jon Hamm Just Wondering A humble attempt to give you totally genius advice. Sady , Krista , Jenny , Anna F. , Jessica , Arabelle , Emma Straub Damn Girl Ya Look Good Dressing modestly, dressing ethically, and the requisite talk about boobs. Marie , Jenny , Laia